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PostSubject: [ Joke 1 ] The things that can achieve 100 in 2 sec ...   Thu May 14, 2009 7:30 pm

In a bar , there are 3 men discussing what type of present that they given to their wife .

The first guy said : " i bought a present which are able to achieve from 0 to 100 in just 6 sec for my wife "

Others 2 guys not understand what he mean , he explained it :

" 1 of the best car in the world , a Porsche ! "

The second guy said : " i bought a presents which are able to achieve from 0 to 100 in just 4 sec for my wife "

" A Ferrari ? "

" Bingo ! I bought a fastest car in the world to my wife "

The third guy said : " i bought a presents which are able to achieve from 0 to 100 in just 2 sec for my wife "

" Impossible ! No car is faster than Ferrari in the world "

He explained it : " That...that not a car...that a ..."












" A weighting machine... "




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PostSubject: Re: [ Joke 1 ] The things that can achieve 100 in 2 sec ...   Thu May 14, 2009 11:54 pm

ahaha..
nice wan!!
cont ur hard work!
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PostSubject: Re: [ Joke 1 ] The things that can achieve 100 in 2 sec ...   Sat May 16, 2009 3:33 pm

my parents oso find it funny.. xD
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PostSubject: Re: [ Joke 1 ] The things that can achieve 100 in 2 sec ...   Sat May 16, 2009 4:14 pm

Thanks for reading ! ありがとう ! I will cont write more jokes ^^
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PostSubject: Re: [ Joke 1 ] The things that can achieve 100 in 2 sec ...   Sun May 17, 2009 9:45 pm

gambateh!
not yamateh @@ Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool

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PostSubject: Re: [ Joke 1 ] The things that can achieve 100 in 2 sec ...   Tue May 19, 2009 1:11 am

admin.. u can consider him as moderator for this joke thingy..
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PostSubject: Re: [ Joke 1 ] The things that can achieve 100 in 2 sec ...   Tue May 19, 2009 1:16 am

-.-... i don mind though... lets do it... wakaka
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PostSubject: Re: [ Joke 1 ] The things that can achieve 100 in 2 sec ...   Tue May 19, 2009 1:20 am

but wif one condition..
must update once awhile..
don lik his blog..
now oso ntg liao..
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PostSubject: Re: [ Joke 1 ] The things that can achieve 100 in 2 sec ...   Tue May 19, 2009 1:23 am

my blog ada barang lorh okay -.-
english jokes limited... still thinkin more -.-
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PostSubject: Re: [ Joke 1 ] The things that can achieve 100 in 2 sec ...   Wed May 20, 2009 12:43 am

i mean yuk la..
not u..
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